I haven't quite 'got' it with Twitter as yet (though am pathetically Facebook-addicted). But right now there's a hilarious game going on. Summarise an opera plot in 140 characters and tweet it with the tag #operaplot. I've traced it all back to the brilliant Miss Mussel, who got the ball rolling 2 days ago. Here are a few of the best so far:
Priestess has secret kids. Lover unfaithful. Kill kids? Kill him? Confess to the tribe. Penalty's death. Lover joins her.
Naive geisha carries a tune, carries a torch, carries a child. Can't carry on. Hari-kiris herself.
I'd kill to be Tsar. It's good to be the Tsar. Wait, is D really dead? This is driving me nuts. My son can take over. Dosvedanya.
You ruined my life. Hey, let's drink this. We're in love. Ecstasy! Shit, we're busted. OK, let's just die.
Nothing happens; Mélisande dies.
More where those came from. I'm trying to think of something myself...
OK, how about this?: Here's my castle. Are you afraid? No, I'm going to open all those damn doors. Are you afraid? No, let me in! Who's that? Oh shit.
Update(I know you're waiting for this one...): #operaplot Marie's dead. Marietta's alive. Paul thinks Marietta is Marie. Paul has dream. Paul doesn't murder anyone really. Bye-bye Bruges.
8 comments:
All plots are about sex, money and death.
I'm a whore and you still want to live with me? Plus your dad doesn't like me. Ah NOW he does when he discovers I'm dying. Paris can be so nice this time of the year. Addio. Adio.
So you think I'm enjoying the country life with your son when I could be earning lots of palooka living the high life in Paris?
So you think I'm enjoying this country life with your son when I could be earning lots of palooka living the high life in Paris?
You're telling me that fellow I've just killed is my twin brother? Oh yeah...how come he's got a different type voice to mine?
Give me a break! I've just had him beheaded and now you want me to dance with him?
What happens when you visit an inn dressed up as a fella? You get the sack!
Incredible.
I'm not a huge opera buff (only heard/seen a handful), so had I taken a shot at this, guess which one I'd have gone for? That's right: same one Jessica did - Bartok's Duke Bluebeard's Castle.
Great minds ...
FK
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