A propos d'embezzlement

Very pissed off with Private Eye tonight, as they've written BOLLOCKS. I know that's what they're there for, but it is inaccurate, misleading and rather stupid. I mean, why do they think the orchestra would tell me off via my husband?! They can ring me up themselves if they want to. They have my number. http://standpointmag.co.uk/node/2741