Greetings from my Blackberry. Phone line fault has rendered my home an internet-free zone, which is a right neck-in-pain in my line of work. You realise how horribly dependent we've all become on the wretched thing. Hope we can get it sorted soon, after which normal service will be resumed.
In case you weren't sure, the post about music critics auditioning for Gergiev was an APRIL FOOL treat.