What follows is a further ramble on the topic...

I’m not
surprised they bought me an alternative. This was easier: just one LP,
in English, much of it positively designed for singing along. It was The Little Sweep by Benjamin Britten:
the story of a group of children and their nanny who rescue a small boy chimney
sweep from his abusive employer. It was easy to follow and impossible to
forget. Nobody ever seemed to perform it, though. At the time, I had no idea
there could be anything sinister in a song about a boy in a bath and I still find myself humming that syncopated, swingy waltz melody now and then. I’ve never once seen this opera live. A footnote: one of the child singers on that recording turned up in my
year at university and we used to have a whale of a time playing violin and
piano music together (he’d swapped the voice for the fiddle long before). I enjoyed the notion that I’d cut my musical teeth by inadvertently listening to my
duo partner singing.
I fell for Eugene Onegin on the car radio, but seeing it in the theatre aged about ten (starring a young soprano named Kiri Somethingorother) left me colder than I'd hoped it would. It was all a bit static, it was hard to hear the words and I couldn't work out why on earth Tatyana fell for Onegin in any case, as he wasn't exactly an appealing kind of chap.
Eventually
live performance did enchant me – but not as you might expect. It was comedy,
courtesy of English National Opera. The gods in Offenbach’s Orpheus in the Underworld perching on
their clouds; Lesley Garrett stripping off as Adele in Johann Strauss’s Die Fledermaus; and above all, the sight of my
father reduced to complete screeching, weeping helplessness over the nuns in
drag in Rossini’s Count Ory. This
could only happen in the theatre. And when it happened, there was no point
resisting.
Interesting to see that while a lot of my interviewees cite Mozart and Puccini as their ways in to opera, Ed Gardner thinks those aren't such a good place to start. He plumps straight for Shostakovich and Janacek.